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December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
December 23, 2008

ORNAMENTS

Its this time of year i love the best when i can dig out everything and decorate what i love best is my christmas tree putting all the lights and beautiful ornaments on it and putting a special Angel on the top,bows and beaded ropes then plugging in the lights and watching it light the room with a glow sometimes i will just sit in awe of how beautiful it all comes together but what makes it even more special is when a diapered baby drops by to help me do all of this. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE DORIS
December 21, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Snoopy is getting ready for Christmas and decorating his house! Hope all u abies have been good. Mommy Sara will gladly hand out spankins to those who have not! <img src=’‘ alt=” class=’alignnone’ />
December 21, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Snoopy is getting ready for Christmas and decorating his house! Hope all u abies have been good. Mommy Sara will gladly hand out spankins to those who have not! <img src=’‘ alt=” class=’alignnone’ />
December 19, 2008

I found this really funny site where you enter all these different words it asks for then it generates a letter to Santa. Here is my letter: Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Stacie’s Christmas party. It was Minnie who spiked the punch with too much formula. I can’t help it if I drank 2 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like pine. I thought it was funny when I put scarlet’s jacket on my head and danced the chicken on the crib while singing `maneater’. I didn’t mean to break Stacie’s radio and don’t know why Stacie would sue me for stalking. I don’t remember calling DaddyPaul’s wife a fancy cow—even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Madison’s husband’s leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor’s bedroom. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy cat and have me arrested for stealing! So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all adorable and graceful. And I’m really not to […]
December 19, 2008

CHRISTMAS WISH

I have been getting alot of questions about what i would like or need for Christmas well i searched and looked so i could give my answer to all who have ask that question.Well i found what i would like so here it is think anyone can get me this.*giggles* MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL MY LITTLE DIAPERED BABIES AND SISSIES. Minnie
December 19, 2008

Christmas Snow

I really hope that this is what i get for Christmas i want lots of Snow so me and the little diapered babies can bundle up nice and warm and built snow men and go sleigh riding don’t that sound like fun to you i know it sure does to me. Happy Holidays EVERYONE Lorraine
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! >From the album “I am Santa Claus” by Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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